How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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