Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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