Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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