You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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