I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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