Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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