That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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