the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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