can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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