I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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