Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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