We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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