he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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