I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it's like iHOP with fire
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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