You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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