I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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