how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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