Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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