im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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