I heard we made out
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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