The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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