He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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