I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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