I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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