I must be too annoying 4 u.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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