porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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