Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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