I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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