why do cheetos always look like penises
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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