is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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