white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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