Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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