Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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