The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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