i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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