also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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