love makes seman taste better
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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