I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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