im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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