I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She bit a glass in half.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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