All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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