I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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