I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the raccoons are back...
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