Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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