the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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