What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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