the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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