what if I'm pregnant?
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She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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