Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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