Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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